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Malaphortune Cookies | Botched wisdom. Deliciously delivered.
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Inside each cookie is a twisted take on traditional fortune—botched wisdom, deliciously delivered. These malaphors (idiom mashups) are part word-salad, part life advice. Perfect for gift-givers, language lovers, and people who live life one mixed metaphor at a time.
- 100+ idiom mashups
- 100% tasty snackable nonsense
- Available soon
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